So the Olympic games have started last Friday. The opening ceremony was kinda long and boring after a while. But I did love the end when the last flame carrier was pulled up in the air and had to run in the sky to get to the last torch. Hope that guy has no fear of heights...
Today I heard on the news that the girl who sang the Chinese national anthem was play backing. The real singer was not allowed to perform because... she had bad teeth! Can you believe that?! The Chinese authority used as an excuse that they wanted to portray the country in all its beauty so the singer had to be flawless. And a little kid bit bad teeth can't do that... Only one thing I can think about when I hear stories like this: WTF?!
Only thing I've been watching so far is the basketball competition. After a disappointing Athens 2004, the American team is back on top. Criticizers have called them the Redeem Team 'and at some moments, they made me think about the Dream Team of Barcelona 1992 with players like Jordan, Johnson, Pippen, Barkley,...) and I must say they lived up to that name the past two games. Same strategy as against China: first making sure the gap is big enough and then let the spectacle begin! Dunks all over the place... Poor Angola... I think they saw the stars and stripes of the American flag flying around their head! And Wade looked sexy LOL sorry couldn't help noticing it!
So this IUD is 101% safe because you cannot have sex at all! Almost two weeks and the blood is still gushing out. Will have my period in like a couple of days so that will be more than 3 weeks continuously bleeding... Going to suffer from anaemia if this doesn't stop!
I heard Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes and Samuel L Jackson got an upcoming movie together. You know they always say "death comes by three", so if I was Jackson, I would be pretty scared at the moment!
Been listening to Chocolate Salty Balls for a couple of times. I just love the lyrics. Say whatever you want but they are just brialliant! Full of double entendres. Same as South Park. I remember the episode where Cartman says: "I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef!" Followed by Kyle who gushes: "You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef!". I was almost cracked up at that moment!
Today I heard on the news that the girl who sang the Chinese national anthem was play backing. The real singer was not allowed to perform because... she had bad teeth! Can you believe that?! The Chinese authority used as an excuse that they wanted to portray the country in all its beauty so the singer had to be flawless. And a little kid bit bad teeth can't do that... Only one thing I can think about when I hear stories like this: WTF?!
Only thing I've been watching so far is the basketball competition. After a disappointing Athens 2004, the American team is back on top. Criticizers have called them the Redeem Team 'and at some moments, they made me think about the Dream Team of Barcelona 1992 with players like Jordan, Johnson, Pippen, Barkley,...) and I must say they lived up to that name the past two games. Same strategy as against China: first making sure the gap is big enough and then let the spectacle begin! Dunks all over the place... Poor Angola... I think they saw the stars and stripes of the American flag flying around their head! And Wade looked sexy LOL sorry couldn't help noticing it!
So this IUD is 101% safe because you cannot have sex at all! Almost two weeks and the blood is still gushing out. Will have my period in like a couple of days so that will be more than 3 weeks continuously bleeding... Going to suffer from anaemia if this doesn't stop!
I heard Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes and Samuel L Jackson got an upcoming movie together. You know they always say "death comes by three", so if I was Jackson, I would be pretty scared at the moment!
Been listening to Chocolate Salty Balls for a couple of times. I just love the lyrics. Say whatever you want but they are just brialliant! Full of double entendres. Same as South Park. I remember the episode where Cartman says: "I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef!" Followed by Kyle who gushes: "You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef!". I was almost cracked up at that moment!
- Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
- They're big and salty and brown.
- If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
- Just stick my balls in your mouth.
- Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.
- (Put 'em in your mouth!)
- Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...
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