Happy Birthday to me!

Da ugly ducklin

Saw da footy guy again today -just from far-, some guys -who I assume being his teammates- nd some blondies who could be da next barbie doll model... Then I realized sumthang: I dont mind being da ugly ducklin between all dese 'beautiful' -beauty is subjective, to me dey aint hot nd all of dat, but to most guys dey are so Imma put it between inverted commas- swans. Actually, I luv being da ugly ducklin! I got otha qualities to offer! I aint got da body of a model, but I got brains, creativity nd happiness! So Imma raise my head up high nd dont pay attention to da superficial people. So if you find a porn model a betta wife den a smart gyal, aight go ahead, not my loss!

Been also thinkin about which nationalities I like best. Well n°1 is pretty obvious: straight up Naija! N°2 will be dose Caribbean guys -Jamaicans, Bajans,...- nd 3rd spot will be for ma Congolese guys!

Oh damn now I am even playin End of da Road by Boyz II Men. I got it bad! Whats next? Back At One by B. McKnight? Or Every Time I close My Eyes by Babyface? Heeeeeeeelp! lOl!

Quote of the day

Who are you to judge the life I live
I know I am not perfect - and I dont want to live to be
But before you start pointing fingers
Make sure your hands are clean

Pics to complete da hottie list

Hottie n° 1
Tyson Beckford

Turn ons:

1. Eyes
2. Lips
3. Body

Turn offs:

1. Too many tattoos
2. Goatee
3. Personality

Hottie n° 2

D'Angelo

Turn ons:

1. Lips
2. Body
3. Music

Turn offs:

1. Teeth
2. His latest pics
3. Drug abuse

Hottie n° 3

Emile Mpenza

Turn ons:

1. Extremely cute face
2. Musceled legs
3. Attitude

Turn offs:

1. Adventure with ex Miss Belgium
2. Football player
3. DUI

Hottie n° 4

Lenny Kravitz

Turn ons:

1. LK equals sex

Turn offs:

1. Strange hairstyles

Hottie n° 5

LS

Turn ons:

1. Eyes
2. Voice
3. Lips

Turn offs:

1. Strange head w/o hat

Hottie n° 6

Dwyane Wade

Turn ons:

1. Body
2. Dark tone
3. Look in his eyes

Turn offs:

1. NBA Player??? Yh righ!







So how would ma perfect guy look like?

• Bone structure of Tyson Beckford
• Eyes of LS
• Lips of D'Angelo
• Upper body of D-Wade
• Legs of Emile Mpenza
  

When men speak in da name of women

It all started sum months ago when a friend was amways commenting on da vid of a wanna-be singer. He was always like "gals gon luv dis" (refering to a vid full of barely dressed skinny assed bitches). Yesterday I had enough of it. Why do guys think we girls like to see naked chicks in hip hop videos? We dont! Dose hip hop candy chicks are in da vid to please da guys. So stop saying we girls like em. Its you who likes em! Its like dis: do you men get excited while watching D'Angelo spinning around naked? No? Den why do you think we girls want to see em naked chicks? For once nd for all get dis straight: we dont wanna see em nd sumtimes its even humiliating! Zippin a credit card in between a girls ass cheeks like Nelly in Tip Drill? Its degrating!

Normally I would post D'Angelo's Untitled (How Does It Feel) vid but might be not so appropriate for underaged readers! lOl.

No inspiration for a tittle!

Howdieeee? Gurlie is back! Missed meeee? Probably not! lOl.

Damn I was so pissed off today! Had to wake up early to attend an early class. When I got dere, a note on da door saying: "class cancelled. next one friday till 7pm" I was like exploding! First had to sit on da f*cking train for 2 hour, den no class, go back home nd ruin ma Friday evenin on some stupid course! Ahhhgr! Aight, betta shut up nd stop complainin cus cant change anythang!

Been checkin out sum blogs nd one really caught ma attention. Its a blog about black gay men, Africa, ... Really outspoken nd I luv it! But one article caught my attention. It was tittled "Remembering Justin Fashanu: an unconventional Nigerian". He was one of da first soccer playas coming out of da closet. But da response he got from da outside world nd also his own fam pushed him to da end. Litteraly b/c on May 2nd, 1998 he commited suicide. Whats wrong with dis world? He was human. He did nothang wrong. All he did was lovin... Doesnt matta if its a man or woman. Luv is luv nd if you dont agree dan just look away but keep your mouth shut nd dont start sellin ur story to da press like his bruv did!

Been thinking bout ma new hottie list. Dunno whats wrong with me but when you asked me dis question like last year, I could make a loooooooong list but nowadays its hard! I am getting picky! Putting high standards. Not only when it comes to making hottie list but mostly in real life. Tired of always surroundin maself with da wrong people. So I am starting to put questionmarks behind existing friendships. Are dey really good? Always hearing da words of a friend in my head "I choose my own friends, dey dont choose me". Maybe he is right.

But still I am going to make an attempt to set up a list. Tyson Beckford must be in it, so does D'Angelo nd Lenny Kravitz. Who else? Dwyane Wade, LS of Afrodiziac (da eyes), Toyin nd Randy, Seye. Mos def Emile Mpenza! Porter Garner nd AC too!

Last blog entry I talked bout sum new tracks in ma playlist. I totally adore TQs Paradise nd also Mon Rayon de Soleil by LS (French zouk) is amazing!

Nd just one lame ass joke (quiet funny though) to end

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!