The golden boot

I do wonder if breathing is an actual requirement in order to stay alive because every time I inhale, my chest hurts! I am very surprised I did not yet cough my lungs out by now. You can compare me to those small white Maltese dogs, that bark all the time. I am like that too right now. Coughing 24/7, even I get annoyed by it myself. I am even forced to drink this yummy syrup (mind the sarcasm) that makes my stomach function not so normal... Also my taste is still kind of messed up. No not my taste in men because that is still high quality (kidding of course) but my actual taste. It's been three days in a row that I am eating my eggy bread. Now I know that so many eggs in one week are not healthy at all, but what am I supposed to do? I mean nothing tastes good. The sesame baguettes I normally adore tasted all bitter and gross that I had serious problems swallowing it. Strawberry jam didn't taste like strawberry but more like a lemon, fish tasted like garbage and so on...


I think I had the best laugh in a very long time this evening. I've been warned by someone I knew that I had to watch "the golden boot" on television. At first I was wondering why that person advised me to watch a gala for the best soccer player of the year... But the curiosity got the best of me so I watched it. I did not regret it at all! Thanks to my connections I knew something was happening, knowing little Jos a bit I could expect something dared, but this, no way! This is the reason why I had to watch:

I got to give props to him for doing this. I mean, he is not a professional singer and yet he had the guts to get on that stage and do his thing. Not many people know this, but when he is free on Sunday, he sings for a gospel church somewhere in Brussels, or at least that is what he used to do when he still played for Charleroi. Not the next Paul Okoye, but not so bad right? Lolu won't agree with me on this one though, but Jos is cuter than Paul! He was nice dressed too. The shirt made has arms look nicely muscled. Oh boy, not to mention the ass... Ha, enough about this or someone gets really jealous...

I just had my worst exam ever today. This professor is the biggest jerk ever. No this is not a mad student reacting against her teacher, but I can really strangle him like Homer strangles Bart! I was having my exam when he started eating his apple. He stopped biting, looked at me and asked: "If this apple causes a food poisoning, who can I hold responsible?". I wanted to answer: "Yourself because in first order, a normal and careful person always washes the apple because he/she knows it is sprayed with pesticides. In second order are you still responsible because an apple that is showing marks both on and also already under the peel is not safe to eat any longer". Well because this probably would have gotten me a zero, so just to hide that I didn't have any idea, I just answered "the store where you bought it" and I was allowed to leave...