Sunday, February 17, 2008

Sex Sex Sex

Definition of sex
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied.
A good one dont y'all think? Well dis was an introduction to ma subject of da day: boys, sex nd relationships.

I once wrote a poem about a secret confession of a natural obsession. It was neva biographical until yesterday! I was talking to mister X -yes Lolu, him *roll eyes*- nd all of da sudden I just flopped it out -Hey your bruv is kinda hot. Introduce me to him!-. I am serious! It was out before I realised it! He actually took it quite well! Haha! Well sort of...

Oh nd was on da train Friday. Mad cus I missed ma first one nd had to wait on ma second one. So when I was sulking in da cold, all of da sudden a way too hot guy got on da train! I was like yaw drop lOl. He was like extremely tall, strong body, muscled legs... nd den I saw what he was wearing... A soccer sweatsuit! Could slap my own head! Anotha soccer player! Geez! Whats wrong with me! I hate soccer nd all of da sudden all I can see are 'em players! Why no bball playas! At least I luv dat game!

Some new songs in ma playlist: Akon nd his new remake of Wanna Be Startin Sumthang by MJ. Actually I like dis one. Not an Akon fan -he sounds like a smurf- but dis one is gud. Flexx (of TOK) nd Should I. Dis one sound actually pretty R&B'ish nd not dancehall like I am used of him. Next some snippets of Ushers new album. I hate "Luv In Da Club" cus its a T-Pain'ish song. But I luv luv luv da track "I Can't Win" nd da "Moving Mountains" is pretty gud too. Nd I heard da "Up Where We belong" version of BeBe nd CeCe Winans! I so luv it! Da whole Winans fam is gud actually.

Gon bounce now

Am out

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