Hip Hop saved ma life

Hip hop truly is ma hubbie. All through da day, I think of him. All through da night, I think of him. I keep ma headphones, ma pen nd my pad next to ma pillow just in case sumthang pops in ma head. But I've been in a jealous rage during dis marriage. Jealous of dose dat have been given more opportunities, jealous of dose dat are better dan me, jealous of dose dat are more accepted dan me.

Today I have realized dat dere is no need to be jealous. Hip hop & I will forever be connected nd no one can break dat bond. It is de purest nd realest form of love I have ever experienced. I would give up anythang nd ev'rythang for hip hop nd dats da truth. I would give up wealth, family, education, ... if dats what I needed to do to be with hip hop.

It may sound crazy but I guess you have to be insane to get married in da first place.

So dear Hip Hop, I take you for ma lawful husband, to have nd to hold, from dis day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness nd health, until death do us part.